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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #105 on: March 09, 2016, 07:18:57 AM »
Ardelico, pisto fixed it in his stuff... has eihrul really not known about this for three years?

fragginfucker: shag is a flag camping whore
[tBMC]swatllama: Your mom's just a whore
fragginfucker: she has herpes swat you might want to see a doctor lol


fragginfucker: gustavo you already pissed me off over that useless ban i will fuck this server up every chance i get
[tBMC]swatllama: you can't even get it up
[tBMC]swatllama: how you gonna fuck it up?
« Last Edit: March 09, 2016, 07:34:22 AM by swatllama »

swatllama

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #106 on: March 16, 2016, 12:37:53 PM »
Sozzy, euros might not get this much.

<swattlellama> [Skillz,] It's countries like yours that throw family values out the window that inspire domestic terrorist socialists like bernie sanders to run for a political office we cannot allow them to have!
<swattlellama> ayy, I'll raise anyone's OP level if they can guess which candidate I'm mocking
<mefisto> Sounds like cruz
<swattlellama> Eh mefisto, I was going after rubio
<swattlellama> Cruz would've had commas.
<mefisto> Let's dispel with this fiction that Rubio doesn't know how to use commas

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2016, 04:23:33 AM »
<hades_> just when i say i'll play in the tourny, my mouse sensor dies.
<swattlellama> That's me every time I fuck your mom
<hades_> hand*
<swattlellama> That's me every time I fuck your hand

frosty

Re: Funny logs
« Reply #108 on: May 31, 2016, 05:24:15 PM »
join: Frosty|sp4nk| (2)
mastermode is locked (2)
vaQ' Clanserver - don't whine when kicked. There's always vaQ'4 for you to play on...
Frosty|sp4nk| (2) connected from Canada
Jiffy kicked vaQ't-chen because: kidkick
vaQ't-chen (0) was kicked from server by Jiffy(8)
client (vaQ't-chen) disconnected because: kicked/banned
Frosty|sp4nk| (2): jiffy is gay
leave: Frosty|sp4nk| (2)

gj retard

star

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #109 on: June 28, 2016, 11:53:25 AM »
Quote
[12:46:03] <smori> .de-is say nema nikog
[12:46:13] <smori> .say nema nikog
[12:49:36] <Star> de-is, say smori is a stupid dick
[12:49:37] <de-is> Star: you don't have enough permissions
[12:49:47] <greenadiss> :DD
[12:50:20] <smori> de-is, say smori is a stupid dick
[12:50:20] <de-is> (remote) smori: smori is a stupid dick
[12:50:26] <smori> Thanks :D

swatllama

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #110 on: July 15, 2016, 01:41:52 PM »
[tBMC]swatllama: I am confused. Where is that funny pastaland?
Dormouse: I don't know but I want it back
Dormouse: it's not only better, but it's also not associated with those bastards in vaQ
named(1337): u missing the girl tips?
[tBMC]swatllama: They have helped me get many girls
Mu: And a police record....

<swattlellama> http://megashare.sc/watch-a-knights-tale-online-TXpVeE1RPT0#
<mefisto> my sense of good taste blocks that
<swattlellama> But not hard boiled   OK THEN
<mefisto> number of dance scenes in hard boiled = 0

Ardelico

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #111 on: July 17, 2016, 06:48:28 PM »
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<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(1) (Canada)
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(1): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(1) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
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<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 54s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(1) (Serbia)
<mhserv>(ESP)Mephisto(1): why to care about canadian faggot like you
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(1) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 39s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 12s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 10s
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<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s

Zoocata

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #112 on: July 19, 2016, 05:28:34 AM »
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop  1/10 players
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<mhserv>Disconect Junk(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
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<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
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<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
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<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 10s
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<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 05s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(1) (Canada)
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(1): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(1) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 01m 29s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 54s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(1) (Serbia)
<mhserv>(ESP)Mephisto(1): why to care about canadian faggot like you
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(1) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 39s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 12s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 10s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s

why do retards have to use my alias when they maptroll

hamon

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #113 on: July 26, 2016, 04:45:19 PM »
After some trolls:
Bengu1: hamon yu kid
=DK=hamon: yeah i am not 11 like you i am 9 and i work.
Bengu1:lol
=DK=hamon: i life in China and build the I-Phones for 1$ per day.
Bengu1: you are from germany
=DK=hamon: i am from china with german vpn.
Bengu1: do you like to eat dogs?
=DK=hamon: I prefer to eat cats. Dog taste like kangoroo. Not my taste.
=DK=hamon: we cook them alive.
Bengu1: lol

Server down cause ddos attack.
next day:
=DK=hamon connected from germany.
(ESP)Bengu1:lol hamon germania no chaina???
Al' Wolf: he's from germany
=DK=hamon: i am from china i use german vpn
(ESP)Bengu1: doggi doggi doggi

swatllama

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #114 on: August 30, 2016, 04:03:18 PM »
<isquizbot>            (Geography) What symbol is on the flag of Vietnam?
<swattlellama> Some alexander bitch had it, rasputin charmed him and fucked his mom
<swattlellama> Man I'd go for rasputin
<greenadiss> no
<greenadiss> he wasnt that sexy
<swattlellama> Oh no, he was a monster
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
<swattlellama> But his personality sounds delightful.
<isquizbot>            s···
<greenadiss> yeah like star's
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} greenadiss solved after 39 seconds and now has <11> points (+1) on rank 1.
<isquizbot>            The answer was: star
<greenadiss> LOL

Acuerta

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #115 on: October 26, 2016, 12:14:13 PM »
*le invincible insta pro sweeper  ;D ;D ;D



star

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #116 on: October 26, 2016, 04:56:04 PM »
@ sweeper and the magic broom!

Obstriegel

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #117 on: November 29, 2016, 07:59:13 AM »
* yuri1 has joined #impressivesquad
<yuri1> hi guys
<yuri1> anybodi can help me to gett a link for download a good graphics card?

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #118 on: November 29, 2016, 10:20:16 AM »
Lmfao

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Re: Funny logs
« Reply #119 on: January 05, 2017, 09:27:03 PM »
[16:11:48]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <Meninist (0)> how can I experience less lag?
[16:12:09]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <crazy (12)> first, close all windows which uses the internet
[16:12:14]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <crazy (12)> except that game
[16:12:23]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <li'lfluf (17)> also close the game
[16:12:26]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <li'lfluf (17)> no game no lag