Funny logs

[swatllama]

[17:13:01] <psl-bot2> psl2: CONNECT: |noVI:miu (5) (Ukraine)
[17:13:29] <psl-bot2> psl2: Kajiko (0): wow the ukraine still got internet



<psl-bot2> psl2: tBMC]santallama (2): The more people you kill, the more presents you get, insane.
<psl-bot2> psl2: insane (0): in this case make sure that one of the presents is a big house to storage them

[Jumper]

What about this hm?

[swatllama]

[tBMC]Rudolph: Back in a few mins...for some reason the wife thinks we need to feed the kids lunch

tBMC]santallama: I should feed you so you can pull the  heavy sleigh tonight
[tBMC]Rudolph: SantaLlama, I refuse to pull your fat *ss around again this year.  I'm on strike
tBMC]santallama: What if I give you the best apples to eat as a snack?
[tBMC]Rudolph: You said that last year and gave all the good ones to Blitzen!  I'm not falling for that again!


<oG>z4rCANATER: santallama
<oG>z4rCANATER: what is my present?
tBMC]santallama: COAL
<oG>z4rCANATER: inside joke?

[Briggzy]

swat asking how bed ridden people go to the bathroom, he opted out half way through xD

<swattlellama>But that only tells me about peeing
<Briggzy>well idk what its called
<Briggzy>its like a catheter
<swattlellama>woah nevermind
<Briggzy>but its not, i have to take stool softeners
<swattlellama>woah nevermind
<swattlellama>woah nevermind
<Briggzy>do you want me to continue?
<swattlellama>Hell no
<Briggzy>thought you where curious
<swattlellama>I changed my mind.
<Briggzy>xD
<Briggzy>ouch

[swatllama]

[tBMC]swatllama: Rambo, tienes los juguetes de sex?
RAMBOSPAIN: yo NO!!!
RAMBOSPAIN: jajja
[tBMC]swatllama: jaja

[tBMC]swatllama: nice nades
RAMBOSPAIN: thanks!!
RAMBOSPAIN:
RAMBOSPAIN: I know you to like my balls
*I hit him with grenades*
[tBMC]swatllama: I give you my balls now
RAMBOSPAIN: in the face!!
RAMBOSPAIN: jajaj

RAMBOSPAIN: hey guys
<oG>coHoeghsaO: hi fag
[tBMC]swatllama: RAMBO, ogcoHoeghsaO le gusta pone los juguetes de sex en su ano jajaja
RAMBOSPAIN: lOOl

ano = anus, you can get the rest from context.

[greenadiss]

you dirtyllama

[Skillz]

Swat and his gnomes
[tBMC]swatllama: This gnome looks retarded
[tBMC]swatllama: I'll name him t-chen

[tBMC]swatllama: This one looks like a woman
[tBMC]swatllama: Her name will be Unlix

[FrozenRain]

bottie: phantic is looking for mixed games on looking for mix or something if anyone is down. Join #sauercom to respond.


don't think I've ever heard of that server

[swatllama]

*Skillz and me discussing the very low temperatures this far north*

[tBMC]Phobo: you boys are such wusses     I used to walk to school in that weather
[tBMC]Phobo: Up hill      both directions

[Zoocata]

*Skillz and me discussing the very low temperatures this far north*

[tBMC]Phobo: you boys are such wusses     I used to walk to school in that weather
[tBMC]Phobo: Up hill      both directions

my brain hurts

[Briggzy]

<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): I know more about the real world than you
<Briggzy>thats one for my setinfo
<Fatality>lol
<Fatality>i dont even know how to respond to that. just when i thought i couldnt take zarc any less seriously
<Fatality>tell about your real world
<Fatality>which involves seeing a girls bra
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): I bet you never seen any before
<Fatality>nioe
<Fatality>nope
<Fatality>never
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): if you don't believe me go ahead
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): but she's a model
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): legit
<Fatality>i dont care
<Fatality>legit

[Fatality]

<øG>z4rCANATER(1): Crowd is stronger than FD

<øG>z4rCANATER(1): oG is the best clan right now

<øG>z4rCANATER(1): My Life Lessons, are too Glorious, for You, To Know

<øG>z4rCANATER(1): Swattie, I'm not stupid enough to stab someone ^

[swatllama]

[tBMC]swatllama: Need some balancing monkey?
|DM|Arbitrator: hah
[tBMC]pbo: I am currently balancing on one butt cheek
[tBMC]pbo: not to be attempted by mere mortals


<Fearer> oh something we would also need
<Fearer> is
<swattlellama> hot girls?
<Fearer> we have greenadiss:D

[bandandit]

05:26 <isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 36 is:
05:26 <isquizbot>            (Definitions) What is ornamental work in silver or gold thread called?
05:26 <swattlellama> silversmithing
05:26 <Lokio> embroidery
05:26 <hades_> uh
05:26 <px> such specific terms
05:26 <isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
05:26 <isquizbot>            f····r··
05:26 <Lokio> ornamental work in silver or gold thread
05:27 <hades_> filiment
05:27 <Lokio> fingerin
05:27 <px> filament
05:27 <hades_> lol
05:27 <px>
05:27 <isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 2:
05:27 <hades_> filigreenadiss
05:27 <isquizbot>            ·i····e·
05:27 <isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} hades_ solved after 1 minute 1 second and now has <6> points (+1) on rank 3.
05:27 <isquizbot>            The answer was: filigree
05:27 <px>
05:27 <Lokio> lolll
05:27 <px> waaat
05:27 <greenadiss> LOL
05:27 <hades_> looool
05:27 <bandandit> ;lol

[swatllama]

<hades_> is it bad that i had sex with a girl i met today?
<Frosty> yeah cause she was probably 12

<Nighty_> gay
<Frosty> did someone ask for gay?
<Frosty> here i am

<hades_> Frosty, stop fapping
<Frosty> i can't theres a mirror on my wall