Funny logs

[PenguinSnuggles]

<hades_> oh i only got caught selling drugs on a highschool campus
<lagout> haha
<Snuggles> sure
<Rexus> Rookie error
<swattlellama> Idk why they made such a big deal over that
<Snuggles> yeah wtf man!
<swattlellama> If you were a student it would've been normal
<hades_> I only had to take a drug class, and only 50 hours community service
<lagout> not in france
<hades_> The judge was cool
<lagout> what
<lagout> 50 hours ?
<hades_> yep
<swattlellama> hades have u ever done marijuana b4?
<Fearer> what did you do hades?
<swattlellama> "no mister judge I never smoked a bowl in ma life"
<hades_> thats what i said, sorta swat
<Snuggles>  oh i only got caught selling drugs on a highschool campus
<hades_> i just told him i needed money
<Akari> damn, 50 hours is almost 2 days
<Fearer> oh
<Snuggles> hades_
<Akari> oh,wait
<swattlellama> *night before * hades_ you wanna smoke a bowl? "naw man i gotta pass this drug test, tomorrow"
<Fearer> selling
<Snuggles> lol swat
<Fearer> just green stuff?
<hades_> <Akari> damn, 50 hours is almost 2 days
<hades_> almost?
<swattlellama> goddamn akari
<Snuggles> lmao
<Akari> wait,that is not it?
<hades_> lool
<Fearer> lol akari
<Snuggles> that math kicking yur ass
<swattlellama> 48 hours is 2 days
<Akari> since when?
<Fearer> lol
<Rexus> Paahahaha
<Snuggles> since 48 hours ago
<hades_> hahaha
<lagout> who decided that
<Rexus> Akari :D:D
<lagout> ffs
<hades_> xD
<Fearer> go funny logs
<Fearer> someone
<Fearer> now
<Fearer>

[Ardelico]

(20:46:35)<Doom34>yo nopnotme I think sweeney-ard5 is masturbating
(20:48:06)<nopnotme>lets spam his console haha
(20:48:20)<nopnotme>nothing more frusterating then laggy animal porn
(20:48:29)<nopnotme>am i right sweeney-ard5
(20:48:32)<nopnotme>lol
- 15 min, 12 sec
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>Fan|Papriko(3): Doom, you were my only nonshit anchor
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>Fan|Papriko(3): sorry for YOU disappointing ME so badly
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>[??]SirDoom.(0): wot
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>Fan|Papriko(3): you destroyed my entire life
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>Fan|Papriko(3): thats all
(21:03:45)<Doom34><FanServ>[??]SirDoom.(0): uh
(21:03:47)<Doom34><FanServ>[??]SirDoom.(0): okay?
(21:03:49)<Doom34>nopnotmet
(21:03:51)<Doom34>nopnotme
(21:04:55)<nopnotme>sup
(21:05:02)<nopnotme>omg haha
- 13 min, 48 sec
(21:18:50)<Doom34>sweeney-ard5 afk ass nigga
(21:18:57)<sweeney-ard5>im actually back
(21:19:01)<sweeney-ard5>been talking to nop
(21:19:10)<nopnotme>lies
(21:19:13)<nopnotme>
(21:19:17)<sweeney-ard5>finished painting, went through 3 gallons and i look like i had a masturbation session
(21:19:25)<sweeney-ard5>from all the paint on my clothes
(21:19:31)<nopnotme>Doom34:  was right
(21:20:14)<sweeney-ard5>well ive got paint in my hair, my shorts are fucked, shirt is fucked
(21:20:26)<sweeney-ard5>face has its and bits of white paint here and there
(21:20:43)<sweeney-ard5>and my hands look like i jacked off a gang of 50 black guys with schlongs
(21:20:48)<sweeney-ard5>who havent came in over 2 years
(21:21:03)<sweeney-ard5>thats how much paint i have on me
(21:21:09)<sweeney-ard5>afk for shower and smoke sesh

ass-nigga

[star]

Why do mac users always want special treatment?

[swatllama]

Because they're special.

[z4rC]

swatllama: I am gay
Star: I am gay for you swatllama!

[Lokio]

#sauercom dnc debate commentary

<HoeHunter>im surprised hillary didnt drop the woman thing in her closing argument
<mefisto>"I WILL SHOW YOU MY VAGINA RIGHT NOW"
<swattlellama>OH GOSH, I SEE A CORPORATION IS ALREADY INSIDE

[Jumper]

02:41:59 Harsh: starch

02:42:53 Harsh: starch

02:42:09 Harsh: starch

02:42:14 Harsh: starch 

02:42:20 starch: WHAT

02:42:11 Harsh: hi

[swatllama]

<swattlellama> He pulled outta the tournament last minute
<Lokio> "gotta go cover buck's shift"

[Fleet]

<swattlellama> My mommy's tits have always been very squishy

<swattlellama> It's true though. Back when they were full of milk, mmmm

[Fleet]

<Jumper> anyway the only thing you do to me is trolling, so I'm gonna do only one thing in game and here /ignore swattlellama
<Jumper> bye
* Jumper has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
<Lokio> jumper will be back by the end of the week
<Lokio> $5 USD, anyone want to take me up
<Frosty> !addban Jumper
<Frosty> ill take that bet, and increase it by 100
<Lokio> lol

[swatllama]

<isquizbot>            (Chemistry) What is the chemical symbol for tungsten?
<obst> Tn
<obst> tu
<swattlellama> I've always thought of a giant big sword
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} swattlellama solved after 11 seconds and now has <4> points (+1) on rank 2.
<isquizbot>            The answer was: W

[subbed74]

Darwalls: jay .... MOTHER FUCKER YOU HAVE NPO LIFE YOU WANT MY BED FOR CAMP I GO POST YOU HAMBURGER WITH SONG OF VICTORY WITH SAUCE KETCHUP !!!!!

[swatllama]

[FD]Oblivion: Non Americans exist to be liberated by freedom.

[Zoocata]

Adventures in demophobia:

tylers-auntie: hey felicia do you have an instagram            <- 13 y/o

FeliciaTheGoat: i do

|DM|Zoocata:

|DM|Zoocata: wtf ^^^^^ :DDD

tylers-auntie: what is it mines @chri.s

FeliciaTheGoat: no.

|DM|Zoocata: tylers-auntie whos your favorite rapper

tylers-auntie: tc and logic'

tylers-auntie: wbu

|DM|Zoocata: matty b

tylers-auntie: get aids

FeliciaTheGoat: hahahhahahhaha



--------LATER---------

tylers-auntie:  hey guys how muchdoes this game cost

|DM|Zoocata: its 60 euro

tylers-auntie: what does 60 euro convert to in us currency

[tBMC]swatllama: $75-80

tylers-auntie: oh lol well its good to know that my friend airdropped it to me for free

[swatllama]

<mefisto> someone should sneak an update onto hades's machine that replaces his weapon-switch sound with a recording of someone screaming, "GAYDES!!!"
<swattlellama> mefisto, wouldn't be hard
<mefisto> oh I sure would be