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Sauerbraten Talk => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Fear on August 31, 2014, 05:38:29 AM

Title: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on August 31, 2014, 05:38:29 AM
<greenadiss>Art, what do you to with out bnc?
<greenadiss>http://www.quickmeme.com/img/da/da1b3e48f5f88ffe9d8b8274d799f5c8d26f28d4469c212be4e40f255d58b977.jpg

<Star>Just because he got kicked from ogros doesnt mean that he isnt cheating!

psl1: !s]RAMBOSPAIN (4): i thinked drunken i would can speak english
psl1: !s]RAMBOSPAIN (4): Can i do!!!

=DK=Fohlen (8): dieses Jahr sollten wir endlich dk treffen machen mit kanufahrt

 <greenadiss> it's time to get a D


continue...
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Cocoa on August 31, 2014, 05:47:46 AM
Fear started a funlog topic without posting any quotes of/about himself? Can't be, we need to change that!


<Fohlen> I know about 4 german regional dialects
<Fohlen> it makes me hate german language even more
<MrBeNNy> I know one dialect
<MrBeNNy> fearer
<Fohlen> lolol
<Fohlen> +1

<degrave2> hey in kitchen
<degrave2> since you are using remod maybe you can give tip about text formatting
<degrave2> i added accuracy report for each weapon
<degrave2> in game it looks like that http://i.imgur.com/1Gi9atJ.png?1
<degrave2> in irc like that
<degrave2> Stats: ETERNALSOLSTICE 72/85 25% SG: 22% CG: 23% RL: 29% RI: 27% GL: 0% PI: 0% teamkills: 0 flags: 0 time online: 00:12:43
<degrave2> but it is unreadable
<Fearer> well degrave i would  delete the acc of every singel weapon
<Fearer> instead just one acc
<Fearer> which shows the acc of all weapons
<Fearer> combined in one
<degrave2> acc for every weapon is feature

psl4: wkts: Alli is afk
psl4: SenorLaFesj: ALIIIIIIIIIII
psl4: [Dead]~HaC|KER|: all iafk
psl4: vaQ'Fear: is he afk=?
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: pix on August 31, 2014, 11:58:41 AM
A few come to mind:

<Jumper>You don't have a power fearer.
<Jumper>Your reputation has down.
<Jumper>Since you got trusted in ogros.

Cookie (1): somebody afk? pix scored

<vR>KoreanHero (1): 1 thing for sure, sauer is not fun as it used to be
vaQ'tum (2): it will be better again once you disconnect

<swatllama> How the fuck did walker get a female?
<wlkr> 10 camels to thelove
<wlkr> izi
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on September 03, 2014, 07:50:52 PM
<greenadiss>https://www.dropbox.com/s/rbz2a7dc02yw78p/DLx_7dd-QsddsdrrMkaa.jpg
<greenadiss>no wait
<greenadiss>dropbox
<greenadiss>png is better
<greenadiss>https://www.dropbox.com/s/pvvm2m8so6mon7q/DLx_7dd-QsddsdrrMkaa.png?dl=0
<greenadiss>fuck
<greenadiss>:DDDDDDDDDDD
<greenadiss>that was all wrong
<greenadiss>that was all wrong
<greenadiss>look at this thing http://i.imgur.com/gQH5WFY.jpg
<Rosine>What are you doing?
<greenadiss>there was nothing... I nothing posted
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on September 08, 2014, 11:16:33 PM
<greenadiss>does it possible to make it wider?
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on September 11, 2014, 11:27:37 PM
<vaqcw> g (3): fear how you so good with rifle
<vaqcw> vaQ'Fear (2): hodor
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: pix on September 12, 2014, 11:08:31 PM
<{C4E}PirateJack> So do all servers come up on the server list?
<Fearer> yeah
<Fearer> at least the one who are on the serverlist...
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on September 16, 2014, 05:40:24 PM
<greenadiss>the fucking workers :|
<greenadiss>they are fucking me the whole day :DD
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: piernov on September 18, 2014, 08:14:46 PM
[16:51:51] <-- Ferris ([email protected]) has quit (Ping timeout)
[17:52:46] --> Ferris ([email protected]) has joined #suckerserv
[18:03:55] <Ferris> Thanks piernov I'll try it. My dog conveniently went bananas and ripped all the router cords out of everything including the server
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fohlen on September 26, 2014, 12:03:53 PM
hamon: und ganz ehrlich ich will von meiner klasse nicht die hälfte nackt sehen, das sind bilder die kriegt man nicht so einfach aus den kopf und es kann ja mals ein das man zusammen irgendwo arbeitet
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fatality on September 29, 2014, 01:37:56 PM
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN (6): is one bird or one airplane NO is OBStriegel is flyins!
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: greenadiss on October 02, 2014, 10:33:08 AM
<MyEggBot>            (Film) Who invented James Bond ?
<greenadiss> fleming
<greenadiss> not gonna answer
<Frosty> me neither
<Frosty> px is just an ultrafag
<Frosty> starting a quiz and leaving
<px> oh oops
<px> ian fleming
<MyEggBot> {MoxQuizz} px solved after 2 minutes 3 seconds
<MyEggBot>            The answer was: Ian Fleming
<px> sorry :P
<greenadiss> :D
<Frosty> :P
<MyEggBot> {MoxQuizz} Current Top 5 (game won at 15 pts):
<MyEggBot>             1                 px  --  5 pts. * Congrats! *
<MyEggBot>            Rank started 15 minutes 53 seconds ago.
<greenadiss> px, http://i.imgur.com/y6wqXXT.png
<px> didn't you play with yourself just yesterday, greenadiss?
<greenadiss> it's because, px, we are http://i.imgur.com/gcRrZr5.png
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: greenadiss on October 03, 2014, 10:55:08 PM
<Jumper> Insta is much harder than Effic.
<Jumper> Stop troling me pix.
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on October 07, 2014, 08:34:03 PM
*** degrave giving me an impossible rifle

vaQ'Django: SON OF A
|RB|degrave: of good woman
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on October 09, 2014, 09:51:22 PM
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN(3): jumper---> BUM--->NO!! ---> GLoBalbAN
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN(3): jajaja
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: hades on October 10, 2014, 11:00:52 PM
Sorry Jay, but i had to  ;D

 <psl-bot2>psl3: [FD]jay_red (1): didnt realize we were playing abt the at minute mark until the 5 minute
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on October 10, 2014, 11:30:50 PM
Quote from: hades on October 10, 2014, 11:00:52 PM
Sorry Jay, but i had to  ;D

 <psl-bot2>psl3: [FD]jay_red (1): didnt realize we were playing abt the at minute mark until the 5 minute


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 DAMN RIGHT YOU HAD TO !!
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: jay_red on October 11, 2014, 10:11:39 PM
lol bitch. You are not sorry.
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on October 12, 2014, 05:59:38 PM
[tBMC]swatllama: But if I were woman, would you marry me?
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: only if you are nice :D
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: and big tits
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: and much money
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: and one ferrari


I love you, RAMBOSPAIN. :D
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fohlen on October 12, 2014, 11:25:17 PM
swatllama: [17:23] * erection :Unknown command
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on October 13, 2014, 04:28:24 PM
Jumper: Asking Rosine (only)! Greets, Rosine! Tell me, even jack lawrence talked to you on IRC to unban me, and you didn't. Why?! :devil:

Star: OMFG THE GREAT

         JACK

         FUCKIN

         LAWRENCE!!!!!!!

         ROSINE WHY YOU NO LISTEN???
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on October 14, 2014, 07:01:02 PM
Quote from: Fohlen on October 12, 2014, 11:25:17 PM
swatllama: [17:23] * erection :Unknown command

if you quote it, quote it right!

Quote
<da_bears>   I did /listdemo nothing happens
<Star1>   da_bears, you mean /erection ?
<swatllama>   [17:23] * erection :Unknown command
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on October 16, 2014, 10:50:45 PM
SRY, just for germans:

Quote
=DK=Tamin0: lol jetzt sin alle weg
vaQ'Fear: wetf
vaQ'Fear: also pink kommt gleich
vaQ'Fear: aber wo ist das pferd?
=DK=Tamin0: Im Stahl
vaQ'TheWorld: WTF
vaQ'TheWorld: IM STAHL
=DK=Tamin0: Stall
vaQ'Fear: :DS;D
vaQ'TheWorld: IM STAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLL
vaQ'hugohustle: Stahlzeit
=DK=Tamin0: warte ich holle ihn
vaQ'Fear: ja
vaQ'TheWorld: :DDDDDDDDDD
vaQ'Fear: frau holle
vaQ'TheWorld: holle ihn
vaQ'TheWorld: :DD
=DK=Tamin0: scheiß auf die schreibart XD
vaQ'Fear: :)
vaQ'TheWorld: :DDD
vaQ'TheWorld: schreibart!!1
vaQ'TheWorld: der herr wort kuenstler
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: bandandit on October 17, 2014, 12:47:02 AM
[old school irc fun DM channel circa 2010]

09:30:20 PM Server billy-cock has deopped Soulchild
09:30:24 PM Soulchild !up
09:30:24 PM Server ChanServ has opped Soulchild
09:31:37 PM Colo_ !down
09:31:38 PM Server ChanServ has deopped Colo_
09:31:38 PM Colo_ :D
09:31:42 PM Colo_ !up
09:31:42 PM Server ChanServ has opped Colo_
09:31:53 PM Soulchild !sideways
09:32:09 PM Colo_ !right
09:32:12 PM Colo_ !left
09:32:15 PM Colo_ !turnover
09:32:23 PM Colo_ !doggystyle
09:32:27 PM Colo_ hmmmmm
09:32:44 PM Soulchild !ping
09:32:44 PM ChanServ Soulchild: Pong!
09:32:48 PM Soulchild w00t
09:32:51 PM Soulchild !marco
09:32:53 PM Soulchild =/
09:34:10 PM Colo_ !polo
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on October 18, 2014, 09:35:20 PM
[15:28] <Fearer> if i would kick everyone who accuse me of cheating
[15:28] <Fearer> server would be empty pretty fast
[15:29] <swatllama> You complement yourself, Queerer.
[15:30] <Fearer> thanks swat!


[15:33] <Shag> here's the deal aaaasd ... wind your fucking neck in or i will rip your head off and shit down your neck... if you like
[15:34] <vzZeC> hmm hat would be cruel
[15:34] <vzZeC> but its a possible solution

[15:10] <FrozenRain> ahhh swatllama
[15:10] <FrozenRain> always giving his opinion
[15:10] <FrozenRain> in the funniest
[15:10] <FrozenRain> but most fucked up ways

[tBMC]swatllama: Rambo, te gusta joder las chicas en tu cama? ^^
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: siiii!!!
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: y a las mamas tambien !!!
[tBMC]swatllama: Como jodes, Rambo?
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: cuatro patas postura perro :D
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: hahaha
TRANSLATION
[tBMC]swatllama; Rambo, do you like to fuck girls in your bed? ^^
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: Yes!!!
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: And moms too !!!
[tBMC]swatllama: How do you fuck, Rambo?
faQ'RAMBOSPAIN: Four [something] dog position :D

Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on October 19, 2014, 09:19:17 PM
<da_bears>FUCK THIS COMPUTER!!!!! I have to get a new motherboard for my PC because it overheated and melted the connections. GG 600$+ Yay
<Fearer>lol
<hades_>lol
<da_bears>It was during that duel with you Fear where I was lagging.. I lost to you and broke my computer whatta day.
<swatllama>A new motherboard is not $00.
<swatllama>600*
<Cocoa>http://bit.ly/1a8yCFS
<hades_>unless he destroyed everything
<Art>it is if you're fool enough xD
<Fearer>i know you told me
<Acuerta>da_bears right now: http://i.imgur.com/flhIXN9.gif
<Fearer>sorry for breaking it man
<Fearer>lol
<swatllama>That looks like my cousin Eddy.
<Fearer>:D
<hades_>lol
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fatality on October 23, 2014, 04:21:13 PM

<Slayer94> then plz speak english with me as i dont speak very much spanish and have no other languages :D
<Star> prego
<Star> multi nazi o'nale speak
<Star> jajajaj
<Slayer94> what about nazi?
<Star> what do you want to talk about?
<Slayer94> idk u play sauer what name do u use
<Star> oh me is speaking multi nazianala speach
<Star> i use the name }UL{Jumper
<Slayer94> multi national* not nazi cut thats hitler
<Slayer94> wait ur jumper
<Star> WHAT HITLER??? YOU RACISM???
<Star> NONONOP
<Star> RACISM NO GOOD
<Star> BAD BAD MUCHACHO
<Slayer94> hitler isn't a racist he is a dead erson
<Slayer94> who shot himself because he was upset people wouldn't let him kill everyone
<Star> what you say?
<Slayer94> hitler killed himself
<Star> nice interpretation
<Fearer> lol
<Slayer94> hey fear
<Slayer94> lol hitler lived in fearer
<Slayer94> of the USA
<Fearer> wth you talking?
<Slayer94> lol nothing
<Slayer94> well class is starting i have to go
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Vanquish on October 23, 2014, 04:23:54 PM
the language barrier is real


EDIT: lol i didn't read the first quote correctly. my bad star :D
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on October 23, 2014, 09:52:42 PM
Quote from: Vanquish on October 23, 2014, 04:23:54 PM
the language barrier is real
mind, he's native english :)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Vanquish on October 26, 2014, 07:45:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LMSeze9.png)

i think i'm gonna make "fuckdumb" my new go-to insult
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Acuerta on October 26, 2014, 09:57:18 PM
http://dksc.challonge.com/october2014

<SauerCom> btw the brackets are heavily unbalanced, Fohlen
<SauerCom> semifinal #2 will be between Crowd/vR/DK vs w00p/RB/!s
<SauerCom> that's just unfair
<Fohlen> SauerCom: suggest a balanced bracket.
<SauerCom> switch w00p and Crowd
<Fohlen> I don't see the point
<Fohlen> than it's w00p/dk vs rb/!s]
<SauerCom> yes, that's already a big improvement
<Fohlen> actually you could switch dk with w00p
<Fohlen> would make more sense.
<SauerCom> that's better too
[in the end he refused to change the brackets]

2 hours later, having realized that we now have an incredibly one-sided semifinal with DK (who didn't even have to play 1 single match to get to the semifinals while the likes of RB and w00p already dropped out in round 1 and 2 due to this shitty bracket) against !s.

<Fohlen> I see. the bracket is totally unbalanced. Will be all vs all next time, so noone needs to worry.
<Fohlen> (end of topic)
<SauerCom> if only someone with more experience would have warned you beforehand
<Fohlen> SauerCom: your feedback is less constructive than Jumper's, as usual. Now please, thank's for the "input".
(http://i.imgur.com/9537YuZ.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: jay_red on October 29, 2014, 04:45:13 AM
jay_red: we might have to play tomorrow.
Obstriegel: we have to?
jay_red: i think so, i am feeling tired and lazy now
Obstriegel: that's not good... I am lazy and tired too it is 5:26 am
Obstriegel: we really should start doing cocaine
Obstriegel: it helps a lot
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on October 29, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
Quote
in #sauercom
<FrozenRain> da_bears
<FrozenRain> are you actually gonna grow a pair and say sometyhing in mumble?
<Sativa> tf is he doing? he just keeps entering and leaving the channel
<da_bears> Oh I was waiting for someone to be there, didn't want to disturb you. :)
<da_bears> Sure I can speak.

a bit later in #impressivesquad
<FrozenRain> Sativa
<FrozenRain> i regret speaking
<Star> :)))))
<Star> FrozenRain, he's in here as well
<Star> :D
<FrozenRain> oh
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on November 08, 2014, 12:33:56 AM
<bandandit>ugharg i try to teach a noob how to play capture but he just stare at me
<bandandit>i tell him to get the quad, cause, you know, it's fun and he shoot me with his pistol
<bandandit>ffs sometimes
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: starch on November 09, 2014, 03:15:52 AM
(#ogros)
<GUNK>anyone duel?
<swatllama>GUNK, join #sauercom and type .duel over and over

(#sauercom)
- GUNK joined
- ChanServ set mode: +v GUNK
<GUNK>duel over and over

(#ogros)
<GUNK>i did swat
<swatllama>nono gunk
<swatllama>type .duel

(#sauercom)
<GUNK>duel

(#ogros)
<GUNK>done
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: hades on November 09, 2014, 06:49:42 PM
ok i couldn't help but to lol at that
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on November 10, 2014, 12:52:39 PM
Quote from: hades on November 09, 2014, 06:49:42 PM
ok i couldn't help but to lol at that
what he said :D
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on November 10, 2014, 09:57:39 PM
After I flamed at Jumper for the nth time...
[15:56] <Fearer> <Jumper>Gosh, you are the most retarded person I've ever seen.
[15:56] <Fearer> check the mirror pls
[15:56] <Skillz_> lol you got burned by german
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on November 15, 2014, 12:05:36 PM
Fohlen talking about next DKSC... :D
<Fohlen>welche maps spielen wir nochmal?
<hamon>LOLOLOLOLOL
<hamon>Organisation 1+*
<hamon>:D
<Fearer>lol fohlen
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Cocoa on November 23, 2014, 06:18:28 PM
>>>R'@lert<<PL: unnamed fix in master to VETO
unnamed: why should i?
unnamed: this affects nothing but voting, and since i don't intend to force a map...
>>>R'@lert<<PL: u can force map
unnamed (9): but why should i?
>>>R'@lert<<PL: dipend leave the master for one who can doo it master
unnamed (9): that's exactly the reason why i took master
unnamed (9): i do NOT want random people to interrupt games by forcing maps
>>>R'@lert<<PL: ok fuck u kid
leave: >>>R'@lert<<PL
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: hades on November 25, 2014, 01:43:55 AM
psl2: [happy]Briggzy (1): want to do an insta one?
psl2: unnamed (0): sure
psl2: unnamed (0): hate insta and I suck
psl2: unnamed (0): turb?
psl2: [happy]Briggzy (1): nah you know kffa?
(psl2: MAPCHANGE: instagib on turbine)
psl2: INTERMISSION: Map: instagib on turbine - Rank: [happy]Briggzy (88 / 35%)  unnamed (84 / 35%)

k4rmas a bitch isn't it storm?

Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on November 29, 2014, 07:34:01 PM
[13:27:55] * hades_ is now known as quakedes
[13:31:52] <quakedes> welp quake is being gay
[13:32:03] <quakedes> so i'll fap my problems awa
[13:32:04] <quakedes> y
[13:32:24] * quakedes is now known as hades_
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: FrozenRain on December 06, 2014, 06:18:30 PM

godshumblesheep(15): Whenever you think yourself invincible, remember this; none of us could pick up Jupiter and throw it into Saturn. Such is a source of my great humility.

godshumblesheep(15): When you think yourself a god, remember the following; all suck infinitely compared to the Creator.

unnamed(3): Believe in your dreams.

your_mother(2): believe in my dreams

godshumblesheep(15): A wise man knows his limits and does not seek to do that which is impossible. A wise man accepts facts.

your_mother(2): there are no facts.

kraiden(7): I HAVE RABIES

unnamed(3): The one time I gave love a chance, the female I dated fucked some stereotypical roid head literally behind my back without formally ending the relationship.

unnamed(3): Many times.

unnamed(3): It is because of him that I discovered that she liked being petted like a dog.

|RB|degrave(6): your problem

godshumblesheep(15): Then you understand why I will never get married. Perfection is an impossibility in this Saturnistic reality.

godshumblesheep(15): Of course, the gods and godesses (ruling elite) of this world have their own idea of perfection (pure evil.) It is appropriate to call them such by the way, as Alan Watt makes crystal clear.

godshumblesheep(15): I see not the point of making custom maps if no server will ever, ever use them, even if decades passed.

godshumblesheep(15): The only exception I know of is the racing servers.

unnamed(3): Assaultcube allows them on any mode. Too bad they ban everyone.

unnamed(3): If it weren't for them, I would have never heard of the word 'blacklist'.

godshumblesheep(15): Thus, I never play Assaultcube. There is a fork of it, but nobody ever plays it, just like nobody ever plays the fork of Minetest named Freeminer.

godshumblesheep(15): I made a topic for Freeminer in the PureZC forums once, but not a single soul actually joined the game. Got 1,000+ views too.

godshumblesheep(15): It is tempting to say that because there are 9 billion people in the world, one of them must join. That is foolish speaking. There are infinitely more ants, but none of them ever create a TV.

godshumblesheep(15): Thus, I have learned to always be humble and to always expect disapointment. I think that makes me a better person in the end.

godshumblesheep(15): And I am grateful for that lesson. The more control I can have over anger and hatred, the better of a man I become.
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fatality on December 13, 2014, 09:22:51 AM

<FrozenRain> Hello FrozenRain how are you today
<FrozenRain> I am fine FrozenRain how are you?
<FrozenRain> I am wonderful thanks for asking FrozenRain
<FrozenRain> thats good FrozenRain
<FrozenRain> dont listen to that Sativa noob FrozenRain
<FrozenRain> he doesn’t understand the work of a genius
<FrozenRain> well said FrozenRain
<Sativa> !k FrozenRain
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on December 13, 2014, 10:57:59 PM

<spaghetti>#cheater on pisto.horse 6666: dee (1), auth holders please help!
<swattlellama>handled
<pisto>thx
<swattlellama>tf
<pisto>high five swattlellama
<swattlellama>I don't have fingers
<Fearer>:DD
<Fatality>lol
<pisto>lol
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on December 15, 2014, 11:18:07 PM
[17:13:01] <psl-bot2> psl2: CONNECT: |noVI:miu (5) (Ukraine)
[17:13:29] <psl-bot2> psl2: Kajiko (0): wow the ukraine still got internet



<psl-bot2> psl2: tBMC]santallama (2): The more people you kill, the more presents you get, insane.
<psl-bot2> psl2: insane (0): in this case make sure that one of the presents is a big house to storage them
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Jumper on December 23, 2014, 08:00:21 PM
What about this hm?

(http://i.imgur.com/oeETJK8.png)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on December 25, 2014, 05:36:32 AM
[tBMC]Rudolph: Back in a few mins...for some reason the wife thinks we need to feed the kids lunch

tBMC]santallama: I should feed you so you can pull the  heavy sleigh tonight
[tBMC]Rudolph: SantaLlama, I refuse to pull your fat *ss around again this year.  I'm on strike
tBMC]santallama: What if I give you the best apples to eat as a snack?
[tBMC]Rudolph: You said that last year and gave all the good ones to Blitzen!  I'm not falling for that again!


<oG>z4rCANATER: santallama
<oG>z4rCANATER: what is my present?
tBMC]santallama: COAL
<oG>z4rCANATER: inside joke?

Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Briggzy on December 28, 2014, 11:18:24 PM
swat asking how bed ridden people go to the bathroom, he opted out half way through xD

<swattlellama>But that only tells me about peeing
<Briggzy>well idk what its called
<Briggzy>its like a catheter
<swattlellama>woah nevermind
<Briggzy>but its not, i have to take stool softeners
<swattlellama>woah nevermind
<swattlellama>woah nevermind
<Briggzy>do you want me to continue?
<swattlellama>Hell no
<Briggzy>thought you where curious :D
<swattlellama>I changed my mind.
<Briggzy>xD
<Briggzy>ouch
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on December 31, 2014, 12:01:54 AM
[tBMC]swatllama: Rambo, tienes los juguetes de sex?
RAMBOSPAIN: yo NO!!!
RAMBOSPAIN: jajja
[tBMC]swatllama: jaja

[tBMC]swatllama: nice nades
RAMBOSPAIN: thanks!!
RAMBOSPAIN: :D
RAMBOSPAIN: I know you to like my balls :D
*I hit him with grenades*
[tBMC]swatllama: I give you my balls now
RAMBOSPAIN: in the face!!
RAMBOSPAIN: jajaj

RAMBOSPAIN: hey guys
<oG>coHoeghsaO: hi fag
[tBMC]swatllama: RAMBO, ogcoHoeghsaO le gusta pone los juguetes de sex en su ano :D jajaja
RAMBOSPAIN: lOOl

ano = anus, you can get the rest from context.
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: greenadiss on January 02, 2015, 12:11:13 PM
you dirtyllama
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Skillz on January 04, 2015, 10:48:39 AM
Swat and his gnomes
[tBMC]swatllama: This gnome looks retarded
[tBMC]swatllama: I'll name him t-chen

[tBMC]swatllama: This one looks like a woman
[tBMC]swatllama: Her name will be Unlix
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: FrozenRain on January 05, 2015, 05:59:11 AM
bottie: phantic is looking for mixed games on looking for mix or something if anyone is down. Join #sauercom to respond.


don't think I've ever heard of that server
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on January 07, 2015, 03:06:08 AM
*Skillz and me discussing the very low temperatures this far north*

[tBMC]Phobo: you boys are such wusses     I used to walk to school in that weather
[tBMC]Phobo: Up hill      both directions
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Zoocata on January 07, 2015, 03:30:20 AM
Quote from: swatllama on January 07, 2015, 03:06:08 AM
*Skillz and me discussing the very low temperatures this far north*

[tBMC]Phobo: you boys are such wusses     I used to walk to school in that weather
[tBMC]Phobo: Up hill      both directions

my brain hurts
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Briggzy on January 08, 2015, 02:34:57 AM
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): I know more about the real world than you
<Briggzy>thats one for my setinfo
<Fatality>lol
<Fatality>i dont even know how to respond to that. just when i thought i couldnt take zarc any less seriously
<Fatality>tell about your real world
<Fatality>which involves seeing a girls bra
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): I bet you never seen any before
<Fatality>nioe
<Fatality>nope
<Fatality>never
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): if you don't believe me go ahead
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): but she's a model
<happybot><øG>z4rCANATER(1): legit
<Fatality>i dont care
<Fatality>legit
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fatality on January 08, 2015, 02:41:29 AM
<øG>z4rCANATER(1): Crowd is stronger than FD

<øG>z4rCANATER(1): oG is the best clan right now

<øG>z4rCANATER(1): My Life Lessons, are too Glorious, for You, To Know

<øG>z4rCANATER(1): Swattie, I'm not stupid enough to stab someone ^
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on January 17, 2015, 06:51:02 PM
[tBMC]swatllama: Need some balancing monkey?
|DM|Arbitrator: hah :D
[tBMC]pbo: I am currently balancing on one butt cheek
[tBMC]pbo: not to be attempted by mere mortals


<Fearer> oh something we would also need
<Fearer> is
<swattlellama> hot girls?
<Fearer> we have greenadiss:D
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: bandandit on January 25, 2015, 10:35:39 PM
05:26 <isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 36 is:
05:26 <isquizbot>            (Definitions) What is ornamental work in silver or gold thread called?
05:26 <swattlellama> silversmithing
05:26 <Lokio> embroidery
05:26 <hades_> uh
05:26 <px> such specific terms
05:26 <isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
05:26 <isquizbot>            f····r··
05:26 <Lokio> ornamental work in silver or gold thread
05:27 <hades_> filiment
05:27 <Lokio> fingerin
05:27 <px> filament
05:27 <hades_> lol
05:27 <px> :)
05:27 <isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 2:
05:27 <hades_> filigreenadiss
05:27 <isquizbot>            ·i····e·
05:27 <isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} hades_ solved after 1 minute 1 second and now has <6> points (+1) on rank 3.
05:27 <isquizbot>            The answer was: filigree
05:27 <px> :D :D :D :D
05:27 <Lokio> lolll
05:27 <px> waaat
05:27 <greenadiss> LOL
05:27 <hades_> looool
05:27 <bandandit> ;lol
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on January 28, 2015, 09:52:13 PM
<hades_> is it bad that i had sex with a girl i met today?
<Frosty> yeah cause she was probably 12

<Nighty_> gay
<Frosty> did someone ask for gay?
<Frosty> here i am

<hades_> Frosty, stop fapping
<Frosty> i can't theres a mirror on my wall
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Vanquish on February 23, 2015, 10:30:33 PM
[21:53:14] <mefisto> someone should make a version of dust where they just staple two dusts together to make a single balanced map
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Skillz on March 14, 2015, 07:45:13 PM
<isquizbot>           (Geography) Guatemala is the capital of ······?
<FrozenRain>Mexico
<FrozenRain>now
<FrozenRain>Guatemala
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Briggzy on March 24, 2015, 07:34:13 PM
<Frosty>looks like you've got it all figured out
<Briggzy>well let me know how that works out for you
<swattlellama>the girl or greenadiss? Cause woman already told me it won't happen D:
<swattlellama>Foolish girl refuses to have my babies.
<Briggzy>i thought you didn't want kids :)
<swattlellama>well
<swattlellama>Ultimate sauer babies
<swattlellama>They'll be amazing at sauer if she has them
<Briggzy>lol
<swattlellama>I'd have asked you but obviously I can't
<Briggzy>you could, but it wouldn't work out in your favor
<swattlellama>Well obviously I can't.
<swattlellama>and briggzy, even if I could ask you
<swattlellama>Our babies would have SUCH a high ping
<Briggzy>xD haha
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fleet on April 05, 2015, 02:23:21 AM
* sparta is now known as sparta|fuckoff
<swattlellama> I'll fuck you off.
<swattlellama> wait waht
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on April 05, 2015, 08:06:39 PM
<Fleet_> I'm playing a gam
<Fleet_> +e
<Fleet_> every time someone says "ffa" I replace it as I read with "gay"
<Fleet_> it's quite enjoyable
<Fleet_> :D
<swattlellama> I'll tar and feather you.
<Frosty> yes fleet we already knew gay is enjoyable for you dont need to bring it up everytime
<Fleet_> hahahahahaha
<Fleet_> Frosty+1
<Fleet_> XD
<Fleet_> very well done :-]
<Frosty> so if ffa = gay then fleet = loves ffa
<Frosty> u know u like it
<Fleet_> uh
<Fleet_> I....I don't....
<Frosty> only on opposite day
<Fleet_> ok, I'm done
<Fleet_> Frosty wins
<Fleet_> goddamn tho

[15:16:41] <Frosty> symptoms are usually one of the best ways to be diagnosed
[15:17:20] <swattlellama> my peepee hurts. Do I have the stds'?
[15:18:41] <Frosty> can you take a piss?
[15:19:34] <swattlellama> yess
[15:21:52] <Frosty> liar, otherwise iwould have a urine sample
[15:22:20] <swattlellama> I angle my peepee so it comes into my mouth
[15:22:25] <Frosty> Diagnosis: swat just wants to enjoy talking about the small things in life

Damn, Frosty really got me here.
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Briggzy on April 26, 2015, 08:54:56 AM
<hades_>the freezer turned my ice cream to ice
<hades_>wow that almost ruined my night
<Briggzy>D:
<Briggzy>get the hair dryer
<Briggzy>oh wait
<Briggzy>nvm
<Briggzy>probs don't got one of those
<hades_>wot u mean
<Briggzy>do you use a hair dryer?
<hades_>i keep it silky smooth
<Briggzy>xD
<hades_>yep
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on June 10, 2015, 07:19:22 PM
Just some things I remembered from mumble.

*DKSC iCTF with Fohlen and RAMBOSPAIN*
swatllama: Push it like you're getting your ladyfriend pregant.
-->*later*
RAMBOSPAIN: Push push push vicina vicina vicina!


Fearer: I am the lag expert!
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on June 20, 2015, 01:45:34 AM
People don't update this enough :(

<WaVeS> all i said was "Your not vaq material"
<WaVeS> Cuz he was being a fgt

<WaVeS> I use mac...
<WaVeS> swattlellama is gay
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on August 11, 2015, 12:01:31 PM
<isquizbot>            (Animal Kingdom) What is a word for a castrated ram?
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
<isquizbot>            w····r
<greenadiss> winner

<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 20 by serv is:
<isquizbot>            (Nobel Prizes) In 1990 the Nobel prize in physics was awarded jointly to: Jerome I. Friedman, Henry W. Kendall and Richard E. Taylor for their pioneering investigations concerning deep inelastic scattering of electrons on protons and bound neutrons, which have been of essential importance for the development of the quark model in ... ?
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
<isquizbot>            p····c·· p····c·
<greenadiss> puc puc swat would say
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fear on August 15, 2015, 04:48:03 PM
lately in our intern...

psl2: vaQ'Frosty (1): have you thought about applying to vaQ?:D
psl2: Athena (2): i dont like playing with someone and when he pissed off telling me to 'pay my debts' ^^
<Aqrta>GOOD JOB FEARER :DD
<Frosty>:DDDDDDDD

Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Foxy' on August 15, 2015, 11:38:20 PM
skwillex: check out this insanely legit circle I made
Nopnotme: *shoots at circle*
Nopnotme: *forgets to send*
skwillex: sending the damn map...
[Nopnotme was kicked from server by skwillex(2)]

Lol, I wouldn't dare kicking him xD
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on August 17, 2015, 10:13:27 PM
<swattlellama> BEHOLD, MY LEVEL OF BADASSNESS http://forum.crowd.gg/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1472
<Fatality> looool
<Fatality> ive been practicing my ignorance of idiots, i scrolled throuigh all crowds comments and just read yours
<Fatality> nice
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Acuerta on August 25, 2015, 12:40:24 PM
out of ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE he could have said this to .. he said it to STAR  :D :D :D


(http://i.imgur.com/2J4ECEJ.png)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Terminator on August 27, 2015, 02:36:07 PM
<Ninny>: So obst I am the newest member
<Ninny>: Correct
<Snipy>: u've been accpeted Ninny  ?
<Ninny>: So do I get to wear the tag
<Ninny>: I think so snipy
<Ninny>: It says clearly on website Newest Member: Ninny
<Ninny>: So I am sure I've been accepted
<Ninny>: I am so happy
<Ninny>: I never thought I would be in !s]
<Ninny>: Gotta go snipy
<Ninny>: Cya around later today
<Snipy>: +
<Snipy>: nice troll guys
<bbk>:
<Snipy>: (':
<bbk>: he must have seen the "newest member" of the forum text
<Snipy>: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<Snipy>: ahah
<bbk>: Stats:2049 posts in 235 Topics
<bbk>: registered users: 116
<bbk>: newest member: Ninny
<bbk>: aww now I feel sad for him
<Snipy>: I can't stop laughing right now
<Snipy>: xD
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Ironman
<Terminator>: No way, he thought he was in !s because of the forum stats, loool xD
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on September 09, 2015, 06:29:34 PM
<swattlellama> hey our servers suck and let you troll super easy but because one person constantly trolls us we won't fix our servers! ~ 2015
<swattlellama> Hey our servers are awesome so go play somewhere else! ~ 2014
<swattlellama> I wonder what the excuse next year will be.
<Lokio> too busy con mi vecina jajaja! ~ 2016
<Lokio> 2016 the year of the RAMBO
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: PenguinSnuggles on September 13, 2015, 02:53:43 AM
<hades_> oh i only got caught selling drugs on a highschool campus
<lagout> haha
<Snuggles> sure
<Rexus> Rookie error
<swattlellama> Idk why they made such a big deal over that
<Snuggles> yeah wtf man!
<swattlellama> If you were a student it would've been normal
<hades_> I only had to take a drug class, and only 50 hours community service
<lagout> not in france
<hades_> The judge was cool
<lagout> what
<lagout> 50 hours ?
<hades_> yep
<swattlellama> hades have u ever done marijuana b4?
<Fearer> what did you do hades?
<swattlellama> "no mister judge I never smoked a bowl in ma life"
<hades_> thats what i said, sorta swat
<Snuggles>  oh i only got caught selling drugs on a highschool campus
<hades_> i just told him i needed money
<Akari> damn, 50 hours is almost 2 days
<Fearer> oh
<Snuggles> hades_
<Akari> oh,wait
<swattlellama> *night before * hades_ you wanna smoke a bowl? "naw man i gotta pass this drug test, tomorrow"
<Fearer> selling
<Snuggles> lol swat
<Fearer> just green stuff?
<hades_> <Akari> damn, 50 hours is almost 2 days
<hades_> almost?
<swattlellama> goddamn akari :D
<Snuggles> lmao
<Akari> wait,that is not it?
<hades_> lool
<Fearer> lol akari
<Snuggles> that math kicking yur ass
<swattlellama> 48 hours is 2 days
<Akari> since when?
<Fearer> lol
<Rexus> Paahahaha
<Snuggles> since 48 hours ago
<hades_> hahaha
<lagout> who decided that
<Rexus> Akari :D:D:D
<lagout> ffs
<hades_> xD
<Fearer> go funny logs
<Fearer> someone
<Fearer> now
<Fearer> :D
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Ardelico on September 26, 2015, 03:08:52 AM
(20:46:35)<Doom34>yo nopnotme I think sweeney-ard5 is masturbating
(20:48:06)<nopnotme>lets spam his console haha
(20:48:20)<nopnotme>nothing more frusterating then laggy animal porn
(20:48:29)<nopnotme>am i right sweeney-ard5
(20:48:32)<nopnotme>lol
- 15 min, 12 sec
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>Fan|Papriko(3): Doom, you were my only nonshit anchor
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>Fan|Papriko(3): sorry for YOU disappointing ME so badly
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>[??]SirDoom.(0): wot
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>Fan|Papriko(3): you destroyed my entire life
(21:03:44)<Doom34><FanServ>Fan|Papriko(3): thats all :)
(21:03:45)<Doom34><FanServ>[??]SirDoom.(0): uh
(21:03:47)<Doom34><FanServ>[??]SirDoom.(0): okay?
(21:03:49)<Doom34>nopnotmet
(21:03:51)<Doom34>nopnotme
(21:04:55)<nopnotme>sup
(21:05:02)<nopnotme>omg haha
- 13 min, 48 sec
(21:18:50)<Doom34>sweeney-ard5 afk ass nigga
(21:18:57)<sweeney-ard5>im actually back
(21:19:01)<sweeney-ard5>been talking to nop
(21:19:10)<nopnotme>lies
(21:19:13)<nopnotme>:D
(21:19:17)<sweeney-ard5>finished painting, went through 3 gallons and i look like i had a masturbation session
(21:19:25)<sweeney-ard5>from all the paint on my clothes
(21:19:31)<nopnotme>Doom34:  was right
(21:20:14)<sweeney-ard5>well ive got paint in my hair, my shorts are fucked, shirt is fucked
(21:20:26)<sweeney-ard5>face has its and bits of white paint here and there
(21:20:43)<sweeney-ard5>and my hands look like i jacked off a gang of 50 black guys with schlongs
(21:20:48)<sweeney-ard5>who havent came in over 2 years
(21:21:03)<sweeney-ard5>thats how much paint i have on me
(21:21:09)<sweeney-ard5>afk for shower and smoke sesh

ass-nigga (http://xkcd.com/37)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on October 12, 2015, 03:01:10 PM
Why do mac users always want special treatment?

(http://i.imgur.com/4mRiWOt.png)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on October 13, 2015, 01:44:06 AM
Because they're special.
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: z4rC on October 14, 2015, 12:34:23 AM
swatllama: I am gay
Star: I am gay for you swatllama!
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Lokio on October 14, 2015, 04:06:16 AM
#sauercom dnc debate commentary

<HoeHunter>im surprised hillary didnt drop the woman thing in her closing argument
<mefisto>"I WILL SHOW YOU MY VAGINA RIGHT NOW"
<swattlellama>OH GOSH, I SEE A CORPORATION IS ALREADY INSIDE
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Jumper on October 17, 2015, 01:50:47 AM
02:41:59 Harsh: starch

02:42:53 Harsh: starch

02:42:09 Harsh: starch

02:42:14 Harsh: starch 

02:42:20 starch: WHAT

02:42:11 Harsh: hi
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on October 17, 2015, 03:43:14 AM
<swattlellama> He pulled outta the tournament last minute
<Lokio> "gotta go cover buck's shift"
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fleet on October 22, 2015, 11:56:56 PM
<swattlellama> My mommy's tits have always been very squishy

<swattlellama> It's true though. Back when they were full of milk, mmmm
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fleet on October 23, 2015, 12:22:02 AM
<Jumper> anyway the only thing you do to me is trolling, so I'm gonna do only one thing in game and here /ignore swattlellama
<Jumper> bye
* Jumper has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
<Lokio> jumper will be back by the end of the week
<Lokio> $5 USD, anyone want to take me up
<Frosty> !addban Jumper
<Frosty> ill take that bet, and increase it by 100
<Lokio> lol
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on October 26, 2015, 09:06:14 PM
<isquizbot>            (Chemistry) What is the chemical symbol for tungsten?
<obst> Tn
<obst> tu
<swattlellama> I've always thought of a giant big sword
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} swattlellama solved after 11 seconds and now has <4> points (+1) on rank 2.
<isquizbot>            The answer was: W
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: subbed74 on November 06, 2015, 09:41:37 PM
Darwalls: jay .... MOTHER FUCKER YOU HAVE NPO LIFE YOU WANT MY BED FOR CAMP I GO POST YOU HAMBURGER WITH SONG OF VICTORY WITH SAUCE KETCHUP !!!!!
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on November 08, 2015, 04:44:41 AM
[FD]Oblivion: Non Americans exist to be liberated by freedom.
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Zoocata on November 11, 2015, 01:02:06 AM
Adventures in demophobia:

tylers-auntie: hey felicia do you have an instagram            <- 13 y/o

FeliciaTheGoat: i do

|DM|Zoocata: :D

|DM|Zoocata: wtf ^^^^^ :DDD

tylers-auntie: what is it mines @chri.s

FeliciaTheGoat: no.

|DM|Zoocata: tylers-auntie whos your favorite rapper

tylers-auntie: tc and logic'

tylers-auntie: wbu

|DM|Zoocata: matty b

tylers-auntie: get aids

FeliciaTheGoat: hahahhahahhaha



--------LATER---------

tylers-auntie:  hey guys how muchdoes this game cost

|DM|Zoocata: its 60 euro

tylers-auntie: what does 60 euro convert to in us currency

[tBMC]swatllama: $75-80

tylers-auntie: oh lol well its good to know that my friend airdropped it to me for free
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on November 13, 2015, 09:40:07 PM
<mefisto> someone should sneak an update onto hades's machine that replaces his weapon-switch sound with a recording of someone screaming, "GAYDES!!!"
<swattlellama> mefisto, wouldn't be hard
<mefisto> oh I sure would be
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fleet on November 19, 2015, 11:21:20 PM
<Doom32> eihrul: on sauerbraten SVN, there seems to be a bug when editing at the smallest gridsize, it seems that you can't select the corner of the the cube you want to q scroll in.
<eihrul> there, fixed
<eihrul> i'll send you a bill
<Doom32> eihrul: it's still doing it
<Doom32> Yeah it only q scrolls in the bottom right corner
<eihrul> works fine for me here
<Doom32> weird
<Doom32> revision 5233 right?
<eihrul> did you actually compile it?
<Doom32> no
<eihrul> then of course it's not going to fucking do anything
<sweeney-ard6> loooooooooooooool
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: frosty on November 23, 2015, 11:32:48 AM
<+Honzik1> Star you are just pissed that you were punished for kicking everyone on RB server, Frosty is pissed because we replayed Turbine match and you still thinks that you havent not lagged enought before. And all vaQ are pissed because we kick your asses


*two months ago*
<Honzik1>http://pastebin.com/yBMVjK0V

WHO WAS PISSED!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Agalloch on November 23, 2015, 03:40:02 PM
Quote from: Frosty on November 23, 2015, 11:32:48 AM
<+Honzik1> Star you are just pissed that you were punished for kicking everyone on RB server, Frosty is pissed because we replayed Turbine match and you still thinks that you havent not lagged enought before. And all vaQ are pissed because we kick your asses


*two months ago*
<Honzik1>http://pastebin.com/yBMVjK0V

WHO WAS PISSED!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

Its not funny. Its true.
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on November 28, 2015, 05:25:55 AM
<Fearer> i doubt you will work at any time^^
<Jumper> haha
<Jumper> ill still get money tho
<Jumper> :)
<Star> and herpes

<Jumper> swattlellama: http://cewc.info/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7&p=8#p8
<mefisto> Seems unfair. Why can't someone be an admin of a real tourney and an imaginary one at the same time?

<Star18> and now i'll ragequit to emphasize my anger
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Anna on December 06, 2015, 10:24:58 PM
<don't know how to delete posts x)>
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Ardelico on December 18, 2015, 12:45:38 AM
<sheepserv>[мн]SirDoom.(1): I thought you had to go tech :P?
<sheepserv>[мн]MTDoubleC(3): not just yet
<MasterTechCC>#s http://forums.steves-digicams.com/attachments/photo-critiques/162860d1284925127-inverary-castle-scotland-inverary-castle-sdc.jpg
<sheepserv>[мн]vlArdimir(0): hes black, they take longer to finish
<MasterTechCC>grabbing some design elements from this
<sheepserv>[мн]vlArdimir(0): that sentence is 4 jokes in 1
<MasterTechCC>#s grabbing some design elements from this
<sheepserv>[мн]SirDoom.(1): my black friend whipped out his cock infront of everybody
<sheepserv>[мн]SirDoom.(1): we now call him dragon dick
<sheepserv>[мн]MTDoubleC(3): lol why
<sheepserv>[мн]SirDoom.(1): I dont know.
<sheepserv>[мн]SirDoom.(1): Hes not gay either. lol
<sheepserv>[мн]vlArdimir(0): i ceram wrapped a couple toilets this year at my school
<sheepserv>[мн]SirDoom.(1): Dragon Dick Darius
<sheepserv>[мн]SirDoom.(1): thats his name
<sheepserv>[мн]SirDoom.(1): lollol
<sheepserv>[мн]MTDoubleC(3): omg
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Jumper on December 19, 2015, 06:37:33 PM
19:05:59 +Honzik1: .cw 3
19:06:00 +bottie: Honzik1 is looking for clan war (3vs3). Join #sauercom to respond.
19:06:36 +Honzik1: Frosty, Star, Obst, TheLove
19:06:48 +Honzik1: Aqrta
19:11:49 +Honzik1: santallama
19:11:53 +Honzik1: you have 2 players online
19:11:56 +Honzik1: lets play 3on3
19:13:05 @Fearer: honzik1 ok
19:13:14 @Fearer: sauerwoop.us
19:13:15 +Honzik1: rb2
19:14:40 → Jawer has joined
19:14:40 ⓘ ChanServ set mode +v Jawer
19:14:43 +Honzik1: Fearer, come to RB2
19:15:14 @Fearer: i was shinnockling you
19:15:49 @Fearer: we dont want to cw thanksd
19:15:53 @Fearer: :D
19:15:56 +Honzik1: wtf
19:15:59 +Honzik1: damn you
19:16:15 +hades_: Honzik1, we'll play
19:16:21 +hades_: go to vaq drugstore
19:16:30 +Honzik1: ok
19:16:38 +degrave2: ?:D
19:16:42 @Fearer: rofl how naive he is
19:16:44 +Honzik1: hades_ is it real?
19:16:49 @Fearer :D
19:16:52 +beast: I'll play
19:16:58 @Fearer: hey beasty
19:17:01 +beast: yo
19:17:10 +obst: Honzik1, we will cw you
19:17:16 +Honzik1: joking?
19:17:20 +beast: lol
19:17:23 @Fearer: D:D
19:17:25 Advance: hi
19:17:28 @Fearer: getting trolled by 1
19:17:36 +Honzik1: come to RB2, when I see 3 players of same team, I will come too
19:17:40 @Fearer: all trust is lost
19:17:42 @Fearer: :D
19:18:14 +degrave2: at least we can do teamplay 2v2, anyone up?
19:18:20 +degrave2: go to RB2
19:22:38 +obst: we brought 4 players to the table, where is RB? Honzik1 ?


TO BE CONTINUED...
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Ardelico on January 03, 2016, 09:32:27 PM
Let's take a moment to look back at the 2015 quote of the year.

<sweeney-ard19>4 liters should be a gallon instead of 3.8
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on February 04, 2016, 01:55:49 AM
<greenadiss> probably im getting old, that's why %)
<mefisto> 85 is still young
<swattlellama> turtles live to 150 so you're only halfway there
<greenadiss> both of you, I am so glad I have you around for such warm words ;)

<swattlellama> <vaq1> Sativa(3): i'm either going to med school or into the cannabis industry
<waye> why not both

<Star> YOU SHOULD GO AND FUCK AN ELK
<swattlellama> There used to be an elk farm pretty close to my house
<Star> that's where your daddy comes from
<Star> halt llama half elk
<swattlellama> I haven't seen my dad since the farm closed
<Star> EXPLAINS A LOT

<Fohlen> it may come to downtime for any service of Inexor or darkkeepers.dk in the next few days
* is he saying there was ever uptime?*

<greenadiss>   tBMC clan, do you hear me, don't let your women take you from sauer, they are roots of evil!
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Ardelico on February 05, 2016, 06:50:09 AM
<MILTOR>penis
<PowerKiller2>MILTOR: got to know of that, today?!
<MILTOR>Yeah i dropped my pants and jumped because i thought i saw an anaconda
<MILTOR>but it was just my penis
<MILTOR>it's demonically possessed too, sometimes the hardened demon within comes out, but normally it's a soft hearted civilian
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Ardelico on February 16, 2016, 05:00:56 AM
<ardthesheep>yo momma like the next sauer release, some new looks but she still plays the same
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Zoocata on February 16, 2016, 03:50:31 PM
Quote from: Ardelico on February 16, 2016, 05:00:56 AM
<ardthesheep>yo momma like the next sauer release, some new looks but she still plays the same

>posting your own joke
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Fohlen on February 18, 2016, 05:51:50 PM
alkfly (3am in the morning, voice-message)
"I am going to eat you if you don't come to Mumble Fohlen, so COME!"
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on March 06, 2016, 09:29:32 PM
<mefisto> Ok, daughter no date, go school and work store
<Skillz_> Y u no doctor yet
<swattlellama> I'm note ven asian, but that's what my mom said to me when I started college
<mefisto> How could you date anyway, since properly speaking aren't you more like a dowry?
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Ardelico on March 07, 2016, 05:28:11 PM
<degrave>eihrul, there bug in svn with scores of team modes like insta team, if you go to server, set insta team mode, then add some bots, play a bit, reconnect add some bots again, team scores will be fucked, i think same bug with human players too http://i.imgur.com/sETRzeW.jpg
<eihrul_>nothing with the scoring code has changes since previous release
<eihrul_>it is literally the same code
<eihrul>so it's not an svn bug
<degrave>yes, it is collect bug too
<degrave>then
<ImQ009>If two eihruls confirm that it's not a bug there HAS to be something behind those words for sure
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on March 09, 2016, 07:18:57 AM
Ardelico, pisto fixed it in his stuff... has eihrul really not known about this for three years?

fragginfucker: shag is a flag camping whore
[tBMC]swatllama: Your mom's just a whore
fragginfucker: she has herpes swat you might want to see a doctor lol


fragginfucker: gustavo you already pissed me off over that useless ban i will fuck this server up every chance i get
[tBMC]swatllama: you can't even get it up
[tBMC]swatllama: how you gonna fuck it up?
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on March 16, 2016, 12:37:53 PM
Sozzy, euros might not get this much.

<swattlellama> [Skillz,] It's countries like yours that throw family values out the window that inspire domestic terrorist socialists like bernie sanders to run for a political office we cannot allow them to have!
<swattlellama> ayy, I'll raise anyone's OP level if they can guess which candidate I'm mocking
<mefisto> Sounds like cruz
<swattlellama> Eh mefisto, I was going after rubio
<swattlellama> Cruz would've had commas.
<mefisto> Let's dispel with this fiction that Rubio doesn't know how to use commas
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on May 05, 2016, 04:23:33 AM
<hades_> just when i say i'll play in the tourny, my mouse sensor dies.
<swattlellama> That's me every time I fuck your mom
<hades_> hand*
<swattlellama> That's me every time I fuck your hand
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: frosty on May 31, 2016, 05:24:15 PM
join: Frosty|sp4nk| (2)
mastermode is locked (2)
vaQ' Clanserver - don't whine when kicked. There's always vaQ'4 for you to play on...
Frosty|sp4nk| (2) connected from Canada
Jiffy kicked vaQ't-chen because: kidkick
vaQ't-chen (0) was kicked from server by Jiffy(8)
client (vaQ't-chen) disconnected because: kicked/banned
Frosty|sp4nk| (2): jiffy is gay
leave: Frosty|sp4nk| (2)

gj retard
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on June 28, 2016, 11:53:25 AM
Quote
[12:46:03] <smori> .de-is say nema nikog
[12:46:13] <smori> .say nema nikog
[12:49:36] <Star> de-is, say smori is a stupid dick
[12:49:37] <de-is> Star: you don't have enough permissions
[12:49:47] <greenadiss> :DD
[12:50:20] <smori> de-is, say smori is a stupid dick
[12:50:20] <de-is> (remote) smori: smori is a stupid dick
[12:50:26] <smori> Thanks :D
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on July 15, 2016, 01:41:52 PM
[tBMC]swatllama: I am confused. Where is that funny pastaland?
Dormouse: I don't know but I want it back
Dormouse: it's not only better, but it's also not associated with those bastards in vaQ
named(1337): u missing the girl tips?
[tBMC]swatllama: They have helped me get many girls
Mu: And a police record....

<swattlellama> http://megashare.sc/watch-a-knights-tale-online-TXpVeE1RPT0#
<mefisto> my sense of good taste blocks that
<swattlellama> But not hard boiled   OK THEN
<mefisto> number of dance scenes in hard boiled = 0
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Ardelico on July 17, 2016, 06:48:28 PM
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop  1/10 players
<mhserv>Conntected: Barista(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect Barista(0) - Connection time: 00h 01m 09s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Crunch_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 23s
<mhserv>Conntected: Barista(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect Barista(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 05s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Crunch_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 12s
<mhserv>Conntected: Junk(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect Junk(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Bartista_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 07s
<mhserv>Conntected: Junk(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect Junk(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 04s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 11s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 04s
<mhserv>Conntected: chloe_sch(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Disconect chloe_sch(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 15s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 10s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 05s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(1) (Canada)
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(1): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(1) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 01m 29s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 54s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(1) (Serbia)
<mhserv>(ESP)Mephisto(1): why to care about canadian faggot like you
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(1) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 39s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 12s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 10s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Zoocata on July 19, 2016, 05:28:34 AM
Quote from: Ardelico on July 17, 2016, 06:48:28 PM
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop  1/10 players
<mhserv>Conntected: Barista(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect Barista(0) - Connection time: 00h 01m 09s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Crunch_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 23s
<mhserv>Conntected: Barista(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect Barista(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 05s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Crunch_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 12s
<mhserv>Conntected: Junk(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect Junk(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Bartista_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 07s
<mhserv>Conntected: Junk(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect Junk(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 04s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 11s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 04s
<mhserv>Conntected: chloe_sch(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Disconect chloe_sch(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 15s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 10s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 05s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(1) (Canada)
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(1): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(1) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 01m 29s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 54s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(1) (Serbia)
<mhserv>(ESP)Mephisto(1): why to care about canadian faggot like you
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(1) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>NewNameEveryDay(0): hahha... Mephy you're such a loser... no one knows or cares abotu IP address moron... hahha... unbelieveable how fucking stupid you are hahahahahha DIE YOU DIRTY SERBIAN CUNT BITCH
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 39s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 12s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s
<mhserv>Conntected: (ESP)Mephisto(0) (Serbia)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop 173.212.116.60.is.FAGGOT 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect (ESP)Mephisto(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 10s
<mhserv>Conntected: NewNameEveryDay(0) (Canada)
<mhserv>Map Changed: coop Mephisto_IS_PUSSYBITCH 1/10 players
<mhserv>Disconect NewNameEveryDay(0) - Connection time: 00h 00m 03s

why do retards have to use my alias when they maptroll
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: hamon on July 26, 2016, 04:45:19 PM
After some trolls:
Bengu1: hamon yu kid
=DK=hamon: yeah i am not 11 like you i am 9 and i work.
Bengu1:lol
=DK=hamon: i life in China and build the I-Phones for 1$ per day.
Bengu1: you are from germany
=DK=hamon: i am from china with german vpn.
Bengu1: do you like to eat dogs?
=DK=hamon: I prefer to eat cats. Dog taste like kangoroo. Not my taste.
=DK=hamon: we cook them alive.
Bengu1: lol

Server down cause ddos attack.
next day:
=DK=hamon connected from germany.
(ESP)Bengu1:lol hamon germania no chaina???
Al' Wolf: he's from germany
=DK=hamon: i am from china i use german vpn
(ESP)Bengu1: doggi doggi doggi
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on August 30, 2016, 04:03:18 PM
<isquizbot>            (Geography) What symbol is on the flag of Vietnam?
<swattlellama> Some alexander bitch had it, rasputin charmed him and fucked his mom
<swattlellama> Man I'd go for rasputin
<greenadiss> no
<greenadiss> he wasnt that sexy
<swattlellama> Oh no, he was a monster
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
<swattlellama> But his personality sounds delightful.
<isquizbot>            s···
<greenadiss> yeah like star's
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} greenadiss solved after 39 seconds and now has <11> points (+1) on rank 1.
<isquizbot>            The answer was: star
<greenadiss> LOL
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Acuerta on October 26, 2016, 12:14:13 PM
*le invincible insta pro sweeper  ;D ;D ;D


(http://i.imgur.com/sEeoZN9.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on October 26, 2016, 04:56:04 PM
@ sweeper and the magic broom!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bcYppAs6ZdI/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Obstriegel on November 29, 2016, 07:59:13 AM
* yuri1 has joined #impressivesquad
<yuri1> hi guys
<yuri1> anybodi can help me to gett a link for download a good graphics card?
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Rudi on November 29, 2016, 10:20:16 AM
Lmfao
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: subbed74 on January 05, 2017, 09:27:03 PM
[16:11:48]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <Meninist (0)> how can I experience less lag?
[16:12:09]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <crazy (12)> first, close all windows which uses the internet
[16:12:14]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <crazy (12)> except that game
[16:12:23]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <li'lfluf (17)> also close the game
[16:12:26]  <CrowdBot>   demo: CHAT: <li'lfluf (17)> no game no lag
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Acuerta on January 06, 2017, 11:31:14 AM
This is the thread for funny logs, right?

(http://i.imgur.com/JMTsHbG.png)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Ardelico on January 06, 2017, 01:05:18 PM
(https://lbomg.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/beavis-and-butthead-do-america-wood.jpg?w=1200)
(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder244/500x/49750244.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on January 21, 2017, 02:08:31 AM
<swattlellama> Skillz_, I saw the gayest thing a few days ago
<Skillz_> A mirror?
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on January 22, 2017, 11:00:40 PM
Today was full of goodies!


[12:52:53] <swattlellama> You deny it, and then months later say "ok I ccheated then but I"ve stopoped now!!!!"
[12:53:03] <Jumper> ..........................................................
[12:53:03] * SurgeBot evolves into pacman and eats up all of Jumper's dots
[12:53:12] <Jumper> okay thats fucking pointless
[12:53:26] <Jumper> this time it was really different

<Friteq> Honzik also said that he is alpha male but we all know that he can't play games without permissions from his gf

<discord> <DAI> starch - I don't quit this game, because it's a legacy for me.
<discord> <DAI> When you spent so much time on some thing, it's not easy to leave it, and sometimes you don't want to.
<discord> <DAI> That's my case.
<mefisto> Like how Iraq is a legacy for Bush II

<mefisto> Oh man, if I have to sit one of my kids down for a talk because they cheated in an online game... that'll be the worst fucking day of my life
<mefisto> The shame, the shame of it
<mefisto> I would rather my daughters lose their virginity to some worthless douchebag I hated than find out they were cheating in an online game
http://www.vaq-clan.de/honouring-vaqinfucker/ he's right here!

Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: star on March 12, 2017, 09:49:13 PM
le Bengu1 denial of his reuse of a previous clan's tag

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ww|wolverine: obst hamon did cry my clan to be down from sauertraker?
!s]Obstriegel: no idea
!s]starch: there was already a ww clan
ww|wolverine: i dont care they died
!s]Origin: wandering wolves I think
ww|wolverine: no
!s]Obstriegel: right
ww|wolverine: no
ww|wolverine: no
!s]Obstriegel: it was wandering wolves
ww|wolverine: no
ww|wolverine: war wolves
!s]starch: wandering wolves
ww|wolverine: i am assassins 1  and my clan is war wovles hamon can suck it ioi
!s]starch: lol
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: Origin on April 02, 2017, 11:11:36 PM
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[00:57:53] <is1> !s]Origin(5): gg = gay game
[00:58:03] <is1> CONNECT fragginfucker(3) (United States)
[00:58:10] <is1> !s]Origin(5): speaking of gay
[00:58:10] <is1> w00p|raxel(4): speaking of gay
[00:58:12] <is1> w00p|raxel(4): LOL
[00:58:13] <is1> !s]Origin(5): LOL
Title: Re: Funny logs
Post by: swatllama on January 10, 2018, 01:51:24 AM
[12:25 PM] Jumper Ju8: i am a liar in overall,