Funny logs

[Vanquish]

[21:53:14] <mefisto> someone should make a version of dust where they just staple two dusts together to make a single balanced map

[Skillz]

<isquizbot>           (Geography) Guatemala is the capital of ······?
<FrozenRain>Mexico
<FrozenRain>now
<FrozenRain>Guatemala

[Briggzy]

<Frosty>looks like you've got it all figured out
<Briggzy>well let me know how that works out for you
<swattlellama>the girl or greenadiss? Cause woman already told me it won't happen D:
<swattlellama>Foolish girl refuses to have my babies.
<Briggzy>i thought you didn't want kids
<swattlellama>well
<swattlellama>Ultimate sauer babies
<swattlellama>They'll be amazing at sauer if she has them
<Briggzy>lol
<swattlellama>I'd have asked you but obviously I can't
<Briggzy>you could, but it wouldn't work out in your favor
<swattlellama>Well obviously I can't.
<swattlellama>and briggzy, even if I could ask you
<swattlellama>Our babies would have SUCH a high ping
<Briggzy>xD haha

[Fleet]

* sparta is now known as sparta|fuckoff
<swattlellama> I'll fuck you off.
<swattlellama> wait waht

[swatllama]

<Fleet_> I'm playing a gam
<Fleet_> +e
<Fleet_> every time someone says "ffa" I replace it as I read with "gay"
<Fleet_> it's quite enjoyable
<Fleet_>
<swattlellama> I'll tar and feather you.
<Frosty> yes fleet we already knew gay is enjoyable for you dont need to bring it up everytime
<Fleet_> hahahahahaha
<Fleet_> Frosty+1
<Fleet_> XD
<Fleet_> very well done :-]
<Frosty> so if ffa = gay then fleet = loves ffa
<Frosty> u know u like it
<Fleet_> uh
<Fleet_> I....I don't....
<Frosty> only on opposite day
<Fleet_> ok, I'm done
<Fleet_> Frosty wins
<Fleet_> goddamn tho

[15:16:41] <Frosty> symptoms are usually one of the best ways to be diagnosed
[15:17:20] <swattlellama> my peepee hurts. Do I have the stds'?
[15:18:41] <Frosty> can you take a piss?
[15:19:34] <swattlellama> yess
[15:21:52] <Frosty> liar, otherwise iwould have a urine sample
[15:22:20] <swattlellama> I angle my peepee so it comes into my mouth
[15:22:25] <Frosty> Diagnosis: swat just wants to enjoy talking about the small things in life

Damn, Frosty really got me here.

[Briggzy]

<hades_>the freezer turned my ice cream to ice
<hades_>wow that almost ruined my night
<Briggzy>D:
<Briggzy>get the hair dryer
<Briggzy>oh wait
<Briggzy>nvm
<Briggzy>probs don't got one of those
<hades_>wot u mean
<Briggzy>do you use a hair dryer?
<hades_>i keep it silky smooth
<Briggzy>xD
<hades_>yep

[swatllama]

Just some things I remembered from mumble.

*DKSC iCTF with Fohlen and RAMBOSPAIN*
swatllama: Push it like you're getting your ladyfriend pregant.
-->*later*
RAMBOSPAIN: Push push push vicina vicina vicina!


Fearer: I am the lag expert!

[swatllama]

People don't update this enough

<WaVeS> all i said was "Your not vaq material"
<WaVeS> Cuz he was being a fgt

<WaVeS> I use mac...
<WaVeS> swattlellama is gay

[swatllama]

<isquizbot>            (Animal Kingdom) What is a word for a castrated ram?
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
<isquizbot>            w····r
<greenadiss> winner

<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} The question no. 20 by serv is:
<isquizbot>            (Nobel Prizes) In 1990 the Nobel prize in physics was awarded jointly to: Jerome I. Friedman, Henry W. Kendall and Richard E. Taylor for their pioneering investigations concerning deep inelastic scattering of electrons on protons and bound neutrons, which have been of essential importance for the development of the quark model in ... ?
<isquizbot> {MoxQuizz} Hint 1:
<isquizbot>            p····c·· p····c·
<greenadiss> puc puc swat would say

[Fear]

lately in our intern...

psl2: vaQ'Frosty (1): have you thought about applying to vaQ?
psl2: Athena (2): i dont like playing with someone and when he pissed off telling me to 'pay my debts' ^^
<Aqrta>GOOD JOB FEARER :DD
<Frosty>:DDDDDDDD

[Foxy']

skwillex: check out this insanely legit circle I made
Nopnotme: *shoots at circle*
Nopnotme: *forgets to send*
skwillex: sending the damn map...
[Nopnotme was kicked from server by skwillex(2)]

Lol, I wouldn't dare kicking him xD

[swatllama]

<swattlellama> BEHOLD, MY LEVEL OF BADASSNESS http://forum.crowd.gg/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1472
<Fatality> looool
<Fatality> ive been practicing my ignorance of idiots, i scrolled throuigh all crowds comments and just read yours
<Fatality> nice

[Acuerta]

out of ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE he could have said this to .. he said it to STAR 

[Terminator]

<Ninny>: So obst I am the newest member
<Ninny>: Correct
<Snipy>: u've been accpeted Ninny  ?
<Ninny>: So do I get to wear the tag
<Ninny>: I think so snipy
<Ninny>: It says clearly on website Newest Member: Ninny
<Ninny>: So I am sure I've been accepted
<Ninny>: I am so happy
<Ninny>: I never thought I would be in !s]
<Ninny>: Gotta go snipy
<Ninny>: Cya around later today
<Snipy>: +
<Snipy>: nice troll guys
<bbk>:
<Snipy>: (':
<bbk>: he must have seen the "newest member" of the forum text
<Snipy>: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<Snipy>: ahah
<bbk>: Stats:2049 posts in 235 Topics
<bbk>: registered users: 116
<bbk>: newest member: Ninny
<bbk>: aww now I feel sad for him
<Snipy>: I can't stop laughing right now
<Snipy>: xD
+++ ChanServ has given voice to Ironman
<Terminator>: No way, he thought he was in !s because of the forum stats, loool xD

[swatllama]

<swattlellama> hey our servers suck and let you troll super easy but because one person constantly trolls us we won't fix our servers! ~ 2015
<swattlellama> Hey our servers are awesome so go play somewhere else! ~ 2014
<swattlellama> I wonder what the excuse next year will be.
<Lokio> too busy con mi vecina jajaja! ~ 2016
<Lokio> 2016 the year of the RAMBO